From the local rag this morning, on an article about charges for adults to get in to a play centre:

She said: "Why is there a £2 charge? What on earth am I paying for? Do I get tea and biscuits? What is the £2 actually for? Is it for charity?

"I am not a tight arse by any means, but I want to know what I’m getting for £2"

Just pay the £2, Mandy.