From the local rag this morning, on an article about charges for adults to get in to a play centre:
She said: "Why is there a £2 charge? What on earth am I paying for? Do I get tea and biscuits? What is the £2 actually for? Is it for charity?
"I am not a tight arse by any means, but I want to know what I’m getting for £2"
Just pay the £2, Mandy.
One day I’ll write something interesting here. That day is not today.