Another brilliant quote from todays edition of the local rag:
"Yeah we have had sex on the bench before, and I've n***ed him off as well but what's the issue? It was dark and we were in the mood and it didn't do anyone any harm," she said.
@jamie This is the real state of the UK.
@lychee True. But I've never heard the term 'noshed off' before - so I feel that I've learned something.
@jamie Haha. First time I heard it I was 15 and a fellow student announced to the classroom that "Katherine noshed off a 30 year old man at a party this weekend". 😆
@jamie This merits the link for full enjoyment.
PS. What does 'n***ed him off' mean ? Nutted him off ? Nobbed him off. Nosied him off ?
"We're nice people and all people need to do is just come up to us and say hello if they've got a problem. We don't bite."
I could come and say hello but she won't reply - not when she's got a mouthful.
Meanwhile, her boyfriend confirms she doesn't bite... just sucks him off.
Was that also the "Asda" woman? Was that why she was banned for three years?
@fitheach Sadly not. That would have been a good story.
@jamie Lurve the photo captioned 'The offending bench'.
I certainly wouldn't sit down there to enjoy my Chicken Caesar wrap.
@andyc I used to live around there about ten years ago. It was a nice back then. You could get a blowjob on the bench without the local rag reporting on it anyway.
One day I’ll write something interesting here. That day is not today.