My eight year old daughter received her Weekly Junior this morning, opened it, said โ€˜Ugh. Greta Thunberg againโ€™, and threw it on the table in disgust.

Overheard on the bus today: Victoria has never had a cold. She attributes this remarkable feat to having very small nasal passages, so the germs canโ€™t get in.

Another brilliant quote from todays edition of the local rag:

"Yeah we have had sex on the bench before, and I've n***ed him off as well but what's the issue? It was dark and we were in the mood and it didn't do anyone any harm," she said.

A quote from our local rag this morning in an article about a woman banned from Asda for 3 years:

โ€œIโ€™m not a racist, I had an ex-boyfriend who was black.โ€

Pretty sure that Timpsons make up the price of their keys on the spot.

Big shame about Yahoo Groups, but more evidence that data isnโ€™t safe in the hands of companies who value profit over anything else. Email mailing lists are great, can be self-hosted, but more importantly the data stays on your devices. The old ways are still the best.

news.ycombinator.com/item?id=2

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